( The blow caught the newly christened eighteen year old Cain Abraham Callahan off-guard as a right cross sent him staggering back a step. )

( I been around the block more `n a few times... )

For the record? I don’t wanna do this shit...but my kid sister is a brat. She’s also friggin' *four*, so I gotta type this bitch out with her standing over my shoulder.

Fine, I’ll do the whole AA spiel. My name’s Cain Callahan. I’m 36...born and raised in Detroit, Michigan. Got two younger sibs, my brother Julius and my pain in the ass baby sister ( Read more... )